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Monty              Prime.

Iu                     Rodimus?

Monty              No, christ no. Optimus.

Iu                     That’s fairly decent-minded of you.

Monty              I don’t know, he’s just got a presence. Even when he’s being a complete pussy he’s tough. Even when the Decepticons are about to blow up the Autobot’s last chance to get home to Cybertron, Optimus sacrifices it to save a couple of humans that don’t like him anyway.

Sore                You’re like that?

Monty              No, I just reckon I could portray it. Always scared, never flinching, sort of thing. You?

Sore                Starscream. Easy.

Iu                     Yeah, fair answer.

Sore                Such a cool bad guy – he’s the most treacherous, backstabbing psycho in the Decepticon army, he’s tried to kill Megatron and take over about fifty times, but Megatron keeps him on as second-in-command. It’s incredible.

Iu                     Maybe his arse tastes like candy.

Sore                No I don’t doubt that Starscream has given Megatron pleasure on a number of occasions. He’s as amazing at sex as he is at treachery.
Monty              You mean he’s always trying, but...

Iu                     I’d go Blur.

Monty              I don’t even remember Blur.

Sore                He hung out with Hot Rod and Kup in the movie. He’s the one that talked fast.

Monty              Oh yeah.

Iu                     Just for the line: ‘Withouthecreationmatrixthereisnohopenohopeatall...’

Sore                You’re not very fast.

Iu                     They could speed me up digitally. Hey Limb – Limb. If you could play any one of the Transformers in a stage play, which one would you play?

Limb               All of them.

Iu                     All of them?

Limb               One man show. With music. If you’re going to do it, you may as well do it properly.